Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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