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I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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