I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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