i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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