it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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