You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
