I only kidnapped one of them. chill
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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