there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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