he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
