it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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