Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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