YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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