8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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