Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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