Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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