i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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