windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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