So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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