This is not my ceiling
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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