That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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