We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How's work?
Spinning.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
did i just pee glitter
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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