im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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