Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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