Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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