so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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