Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
