Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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