so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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