I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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