yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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