I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Less talking, more tequila
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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