Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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