its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sorry my hands just texted you
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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