It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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