ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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