I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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