I'm so fucking centered right now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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