We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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