So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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