You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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