Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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