she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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