So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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