He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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