Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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