And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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