So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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