What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You took a bar mat shot.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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