STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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