check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Im part way to drunk.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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