Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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