i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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