She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Quick, to the slutcave!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
