I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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