didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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