did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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