Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
